Pawfessional / The professional network for pets
Big career energy.
Zero work ethic.
Your pet already runs the house. Give them the résumé to prove it: one photo, an AI-written professional profile, and a share card worthy of a promotion.
Free profiles. No qualifications necessary.
Sample candidate
Open to treatsChief Snack Officer
Couch Security · Self-employed · 2022–present
New network.
Clear promises.
01 / A free profile for every pet
02 / AI-powered, proudly unserious
03 / Made to share, not to job-hunt
The onboarding process
From camera roll
to corner office.
All the corporate theater. None of the calendar invites. We’re starting with the best part: your pet’s professional debut.
Coming to the network
“Thrilled to announce I’ve been promoted from crate to bed.”
Skill endorsements, humblebrag posts, annual performance reviews, and Employee of the Month contests are on the roadmap.
Upload the headshot
A dignified portrait. A blurry zoomie. A cat judging you from a shelf. Start with a photo that captures their personality.
Let AI write the résumé
Turn that personality into a job title, work history, skills, and a wonderfully fake Open to Work banner. Strategic Napping counts as experience.
Make their big announcement
Get a professional-profile-style share card built for the group chat and your social feed. Finally, a career update people want to see.
The compensation package
Start free. Aim for top dog.
Free profiles are the foundation. Planned Premium is $4/month for extra AI posts and custom headshot styles, with printed business cards and merch planned separately. Social features and Premium are on the roadmap; check available plans below.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your next hire is already on the sofa
Put those paws on the payroll.
The title is made up. The main-character energy is real.